Clumsily drawn, poorly acted love triangle.
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Though the progress of this ill-matched love triangle is fun to follow in its self-consciously wacky way, the movie's chief pleasures, at least to a Western eye, are anthropological.
Seriously sexy stuff from -- surprise -- the former-Soviet Union.
Los Angeles Times by Kevin Thomas
Comedy is ever an effective weapon against hypocrisy and oppression, but to be effective it has to cut a lot sharper and deeper than it does in You I Love.
New York Daily News by Robert Dominguez
Quirky, character-driven comedy.
The Hollywood Reporter by Sheri Linden
Wavers between would-be satire and romantic drama, inhabiting neither mode convincingly.
Like an early Almodovar movie transported to Moscow.