United States · 2022
1h 27m
Director Joe Begos
Starring Riley Dandy, Sam Delich, Jonah Ray, Dora Madison
Genre Horror
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All that record store owner Tori wants to do this Christmas is drink and hook up—simple enough, right? Apparently not, thanks to a decorative, human-sized robotic Santa Claus that’s come to life for a nonstop rampage of murder and destruction.
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