Those looking for a smarter précis on sex and shame with one-thirtieth the running time are encouraged to seek out the other Madonna's "Open Your Heart" video on VH1.
What are people saying?
What are critics saying?
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Has a perverse fascination, despite some technical clumsiness and stiff thesping.
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New York Daily News by Elizabeth Weitzman
Turns out, subtitles don't make soft-core any classier.
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The Hollywood Reporter by Frank Scheck
Ultimately, the film staggers under the weight of its pretensions, its plot spiraling into murky illegibility.
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TV Guide Magazine by Maitland McDonagh
fans of this venerable Eurotrash form will welcome any evidence that it's still alive and writhing lasciviously.