A tonal hodgepodge ever at odds with itself, Tomasz Thomson's unctuous, tongue-in-cheek debut is far too self-satisfied with its jokes for any to really be funny.
Snowman's Land
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Germany · 2010
Director Tomasz Thomson
Starring Jürgen Rißmann, Thomas Wodianka, Reiner Schöne, Eva-Katrin Hermann
Genre Comedy, Crime, Thriller
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Walter is a professional hitman who has just botched a job. Forced to leave the city, he finds a gig protecting the house of an eccentric crime boss in a remote region of the Carpathian Mountains. But after a freak accident, what seemed to be an easy holiday job soon becomes a comical fight for survival.
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It is a credit to Snowman's Land that it's plot twists are, for the most part, not entirely predictable, nor do they ever come across as far-fetched.
The New York Times by Jeannette Catsoulis
Despite on-point performances (especially from the hilarious Mr. Wodianka), the story (by Tomasz Thomson, who also directs) is too pitted with holes and loose ends to permit the film a bump from meh to marvelous.
Chicago Sun-Times by Roger Ebert
I can see what Thomson is getting at and even sort of appreciate it at times; the movie isn't boring, but it meanders and loses track of plot threads. Any feelings we have for the characters is muted because they all richly deserve to die at one another's hands.
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