The New York Times by Dana Stevens
There is no credible feeling here, no comedy, no eroticism.
United Kingdom, Italy · 2002
Rated R · 1h 29m
Director Guy Ritchie
Starring Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Bruce Greenwood, Jeanne Tripplehorn
Genre Comedy, Romance
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Stranded and alone on a desert island during a cruise, a spoiled rich woman and a deckhand fall in love and make a date to reunite after their rescue.
The New York Times by Dana Stevens
There is no credible feeling here, no comedy, no eroticism.
A simple misfire rather than a world-class fiasco. This misguided attempt to remake Lina Wertmuller's corrosive 1974 satire as a wistful romance is only unintentionally funny in the last reel.
Washington Post by Desson Thomson
At no point should anyone mistake this for an actual movie. This is an extended beach video that will leave no one swept away.
Los Angeles Times by Manohla Dargis
Madonna may be better in this film than she's been in some of her recent endeavors, especially when she stops screeching her lines, but she's done herself no favors with her choice of material.
Village Voice by Michael Atkinson
Merely an indulgent vehicle for Mrs. Ritchie -- and Madonna is so spectacularly convincing as a hateful, self-absorbed, nouveau riche ogress that her character's third-act transformation is as preposterous as her overmuscled physique.
Chicago Tribune by Michael Wilmington
One hopes that this is Hollywood's last go-round with Swept Away. Watching this fiasco, I kept having nightmares about a possible cartoon version, co-starring Cruella de Vil and Shrek.
The Globe and Mail (Toronto) by Rick Groen
No less laughable is the ending, where Ritchie neatly reflects today's prevailing attitude -- that audiences can't be trusted to handle a hint of ambiguity, but can live happily with flat-out stupidity.
Chicago Sun-Times by Roger Ebert
A deserted island movie during which I desperately wished the characters had chosen one movie to take along if they were stranded on a deserted island, and were showing it to us instead of this one.
Isn't dubbed. But it sure feels like it. The characters open their mouths and their lips don't seem to be shaping the right words -- you can't believe any human beings would ever utter such ludicrous dialogue, with so little conviction.
Washington Post by Stephen Hunter
The film turns out to have nothing going for it at all, except a small charge for soul-deep Madonna haters.
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