Superhumanly awful BBC bottom-feeder Love, Honour and Obey, which, paramount among its many faults, is not recognizably a film.
Love, Honour and Obey
United Kingdom · 2000
Rated R · 1h 43m
Director Dominic Anciano, Ray Burdis
Starring Jonny Lee Miller, Jude Law, Ray Winstone, Sean Pertwee
Genre Action, Comedy, Thriller, Crime
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Jonny dreams of leaving his dead-end job as a courier. Through his childhood best friend, nephew of the notorious crime lord Ray Kreed, he wins his way into the toughest gang in North London. Hungry for action, Jonny sparks a feud between Ray's gang and a rival firm in South London headed by drug kingpin Sean and his lieutenant Matthew.
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What are critics saying?
New York Daily News by Jack Mathews
It's never a good thing to notice that the actors in a movie are having a better time than you are. It's so unfair. They're paid to work, you're paying for fun.
To describe Love, Honor and Obey as a cross between "Duets" and "Snatch" doesn't begin to suggest how desperately unfunny this musical gangster comedy is.
TV Guide Magazine by Maitland McDonagh
The result is sometimes strained, but often fresh and funny. And the sequence in which the entire cast sings "Avenues and Alleyways," bombastic '70s crooner Tony Christie's lush ode to thug life, is worth the price of admission in itself.
The New York Times by Stephen Holden
Terminally scatterbrained gangster farce.
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