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Armageddon

Armageddon

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When an asteroid threatens to collide with Earth, NASA honcho Dan Truman determines the only way to stop it is to drill into its surface and detonate a nuclear bomb. This leads him to renowned driller Harry Stamper, who agrees to helm the dangerous space mission provided he can bring along his own hotshot crew. Among them is the cocksure A.J. who Harry thinks isn't good enough for his daughter, until the mission proves otherwise.

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80

Newsweek by David Ansen

Armageddon is as irresistible as it's indefensible.

75

Chicago Tribune by Michael Wilmington

It looks like a TV ad, or 200 of them strung together, with the same kind of gaudy virtuosity, lavish technique and expensive self-mockery tinging every shot.

70

Washington Post by Michael O'Sullivan

It might make you tense, it might make you nauseous, and its clangorous roar could well give you a migraine headache.

70

L.A. Weekly by Manohla Dargis

The movie is ridiculous, but since the special effects are really quite impressive, that seems a small point.

60

Film Threat by Ron Wells

Sometimes the movie can't decide whether to tug REALLY HARD at the heart strings, or make you laugh at the zany oil riggers.

50

The New York Times by Janet Maslin

The actors mark time, and the gung-ho heroics on display are embarrassingly hollow.

50

Entertainment Weekly by Owen Gleiberman

Bay doesn't stage scenes, exactly -- he stages moments.

50

The New York Times by Elvis Mitchell

The actors mark time, and the gung-ho heroics on display are embarrassingly hollow.

40

Los Angeles Times by Kenneth Turan

Director Michael Bay's filmmaking style is so frantic and frenetic that it's often impossible to figure out exactly what is happening.

38

Christian Science Monitor by David Sterritt

Armageddon may sell tickets, thanks largely to a high-powered marketing machine that's been conducting its own countdown for the past several months. But it's not a pretty picture.

Rolling Stone by Peter Travers

How do I hate Armageddon? Let me count the ways.