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The Musketeer

The Musketeer

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  • Germany,
  • Luxembourg,
  • United Kingdom,
  • United States
  • 2001
  • · 104m

Director Peter Hyams
Cast Catherine Deneuve, Mena Suvari, Stephen Rea, Tim Roth, Justin Chambers, Bill Treacher
Genre Adventure, Action, Family, Romance

In Peter Hyams's adaptation of the famous Alexander Dumas story The Three Musketeers, the young D'Artagnan seeks to join the legendary musketeer brigade and avenge his father's death - but he finds that the musketeers have been disbanded.

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50

Miami Herald by Charles Savage

Its failure to be extraordinary is thus all the more cutting, and its redundancy all the more unforgivable.

50

Variety by Joe Leydon

A handsome but ho-hum swashbuckler that springs to life only during a few spirited scenes of acrobatic swordplay.

50

USA Today by Mike Clark

If this is Dumas, there's a "b" in the middle and an extra "s" at the end.

50

New Times (L.A.) by Gregory Weinkauf

Moves in fits and starts, with some crafty and credible fight choreography by Xin Xin Xiong on either side of the pretty but boring middle hour.

38

Boston Globe by Jay Carr

The images are pretty, and Gene Quintano's screenplay gets everybody from point A to point B, though with no discernible knack for wit or subtlety.

30

Village Voice by Amy Taubin

East/West fusion aside, The Musketeer is a stale Euro-pudding.

25

Philadelphia Inquirer by Steven Rea

What a stupefying thing it is.

25

San Francisco Chronicle by Bob Graham

The movie lacks the one thing that the classic "Three Musketeers" story can't do without: panache.

10

Salon by Charles Taylor

There isn't a frame of The Musketeer that's believable even as a Hollywood re-creation of a fantasy world. It's conventionally picturesque, except in the nighttime and interior scenes, which are dark to the point of glaucoma.

Austin Chronicle by Marc Savlov

Unspeakably awful.