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Patrick

Patrick

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Sarah Francis' life is a hot mess. She feels isolated, depressed, and unconfident about finding love after her most recent failed romance...Yet, one day, she's greeted with a cuddly surprise, as her grandmother unexpectedly gives her a pug named Patrick. Suddenly, Patrick, with all his stubby, stumpy attitude, begins to turn her life around.

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80

Empire by Ian Freer

Part mystery, part black comedy, part metaphor for loss, Patrick is a nakedly true original. It also has the best caravan fight since Kill Bill Vol. 2.

70

Variety by Courtney Howard

Though the narrative tends to be a touch too simplistic for most grown-ups, and lacks enough riotous dog action for the little ones, there’s enough bite to make things worthwhile for those who just want to enjoy a sweet, wholesome dog movie.

40

The Guardian by Peter Bradshaw

It’s a film jam-packed with very good actors and big names, and suffused with a puppyish willingness to please. But where is the bite?

40

CineVue by Jamie Neish

The script, credited to no more than three screenwriters (one of which being Vanessa Davies, who came up with the idea), is predictable and innocuous, yet peppered with comedic moments that are deserving of a chuckle or two, if only for the way they’re played by the talented cast.

40

Los Angeles Times by Kimber Myers

Though the family-friendly comedy has all the good intentions of a motivational puppy poster, it unfortunately also has the same level of intelligence and plot.

38

Movie Nation by Roger Moore

For a “sweet nothing” of a movie, you kind of wish “nothing” wasn’t the most accurate description.

30

The Hollywood Reporter by Frank Scheck

The whole enterprise seems like an advertisement for the breed, the ownership of which will apparently improve your life immeasurably while making a holy mess of it.

20

The Telegraph

It’s not the most hideous of premises, particularly in early, ultimately fruitless, moments that suggest Patrick could be some sort of four-legged genie. But the film struggles to congeal, falling back on laboured gags set up with mechanical lack-of-ease.

20

Film Threat

This film is arguably one of the most unsatisfying films I’ve had the disservice to watch.

20

The Observer (UK) by Wendy Ide

While the eponymous star of this film is a fairly robust example of the breed, with eyeballs that appear to be securely wedged into its skull, there’s a frisson of anxiety whenever he’s on screen that undermines any attempts at comedy.

20

The Telegraph by Adam White

It’s not the most hideous of premises, particularly in early, ultimately fruitless, moments that suggest Patrick could be some sort of four-legged genie. But the film struggles to congeal, falling back on laboured gags set up with mechanical lack-of-ease.

20

Film Threat by Jordaine Givens

This film is arguably one of the most unsatisfying films I’ve had the disservice to watch.