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Beowulf & Grendel

Beowulf & Grendel

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The 6th-century Danish King Hrothgar recruits a foreign warrior named Beowulf to rid the king's land of a marauding monster. Based on the famous poem, this is an adaptation of the blood-soaked story of a Norse warrior's battle against the great and murderous troll, Grendel.

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75

New York Daily News by Elizabeth Weitzman

Credit Icelandic director Sturla Gunnarsson for having an ambitious vision: He took a look at the eighth-century epic poem "Beowulf" and decided he could cut it down to size. And he has, for better and worse.

75

Seattle Post-Intelligencer by William Arnold

The film's near-fatal flaw is its dialogue, which had to be invented wholesale from the Old English text. It alternates between sounding stagy and anachronistically hip -- with more overuse of the F-word than any two Samuel L. Jackson movies. It's a big mistake.

75

Entertainment Weekly by Lisa Schwarzbaum

A muscular, ardently naturalistic retelling of the ninth-century Anglo-Saxon saga.

70

The Hollywood Reporter by Frank Scheck

Gunnarsson's film ultimately lacks the grandeur and wit necessary to make the legend fully come alive. Still, the film does offer certain kicks to those who like their action films infused with fantastical elements and benefits greatly from its highly effective lead performances.

70

Village Voice

It's good, bloody fun that stirs the intellect whenever it feels like it, and as a swashbuckler, the dead-game Butler outswings just about anyone in Troy or Kingdom of Heaven or Tristan & Isolde.

70

Village Voice by Bill Gallo

It's good, bloody fun that stirs the intellect whenever it feels like it, and as a swashbuckler, the dead-game Butler outswings just about anyone in Troy or Kingdom of Heaven or Tristan & Isolde.

70

Chicago Reader by J.R. Jones

The epic poem Beowulf gets an imaginative, low-budget workout in this 2005 Icelandic feature by Sturla Gunnarsson.

63

TV Guide Magazine by Ken Fox

We're more likely to snicker at this marauding monster than scream.

58

The A.V. Club by Nathan Rabin

Removing many of the mythical elements of the tale is an intriguing idea that would undoubtedly have paid richer dividends if it didn't mean relying on a heavy who looks like a cross between a Neanderthal on steroids and stilts, and an unusually hirsute wrestler.

50

New York Post by Lou Lumenick

Beowulf & Grendel has its moments, as well as its debits. Among the later is the grating Canadian accent of Sarah Polley, who plays a witch named Selma.

50

The New York Times by Manohla Dargis

With all the mystery and meaning sucked from the story, the filmmakers do what filmmakers often do when faced with their own lack of imagination: they toss a little sex in with the violence.

50

Variety by Todd McCarthy

Director Sturla Gunnarsson seems aware of the savagery intrinsic to the story, but is unable to mine it deeply, proving too genteel in the end to make a genuinely creepy or disturbing film.

50

The Globe and Mail (Toronto) by Liam Lacey

To be very generous toward the filmmakers' intentions, Beowulf & Grendel might be seen as a misguided attempt to lend some modern nuance to a traditional tale of good and emphatic evil. But why pussyfoot? The movie is a lumbering and ludicrous mess.

25

San Francisco Chronicle by Mick LaSalle

Imagine the worst "Deadwood" episode ever, and you'll get an idea of the general tone of Beowulf & Grendel, which is full of anachronistic cursing, tortured syntax, dark humor and lots of hairy, homely, filthy-looking people.