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The Green Butchers

The Green Butchers (De grønne slagtere)

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In this Black Comedy, two butchers, Svend "Sweat" and Bjarne, open their own shop to evade their arrogant boss. But their plans are complicated when a large order of meat coincides with an untimely accident involving their electrician.

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80

Los Angeles Times by Kevin Thomas

Mikkelsen and Kaas are up to the demands of their roles, revealing impressive range and skill.

80

L.A. Weekly by Ernest Hardy

While the acting is top-notch, the real star of the film is the script.

75

Chicago Tribune by Michael Wilmington

Macabre, oddly gripping.

70

Washington Post

Jensen's tone is admirably dry, and the film offers its pleasures through small, writerly details.

70

The Hollywood Reporter by Michael Rechtshaffen

Pitch-perfect performances bring it all home, particularly that of Danish leading man Mikkelsen.

70

Washington Post by Nelson Pressley

Jensen's tone is admirably dry, and the film offers its pleasures through small, writerly details.

70

Film Threat by Stina Chyn

A dark comedy whose story is propelled by shock but sustained by issues of love and forgiveness.

63

Boston Globe by Ty Burr

Neither rare nor particularly well done. If you're looking for Danish meatballs served on dark wry, though, you could do worse.

63

The Globe and Mail (Toronto) by Rick Groen

Black comedies don't get much darker than this.

60

TV Guide Magazine by Maitland McDonagh

The result isn't exactly funny, just profoundly peculiar and even occasionally, unexpectedly poignant.

50

Variety

Will be either a turn-on or turn-off, depending on one's sense of humor.

50

New York Post by V.A. Musetto

A flawed black comedy about two buddies who open a butcher's shop in a small Danish town.

50

New York Daily News by Elizabeth Weitzman

Should have been either darker or funnier. Or both.

50

The New York Times by Manohla Dargis

A movie in search of a theme. Svend and Bjarne aren't bad or uninteresting characters, and certainly the two talented actors playing them are inherently watchable. But there's too little meat on these bones.

50

Washington Post by Michael O'Sullivan

It's the sick humor that's most appealing about this odd little Danish film.

50

Village Voice

The two leads capably humanize an overdetermined screenplay that often fumbles with bludgeoning symbolism and rank sentimentality.

50

Variety by Gunnar Rehlin

Will be either a turn-on or turn-off, depending on one's sense of humor.