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Simon Sez

Simon Sez

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A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon.

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New York Post by Lou Lumenick

Dennis Rodman isn't half bad as a blond, multiply pierced Interpol agent.

30

Variety by Joe Leydon

A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.

25

New York Daily News

Rodman makes former co-star Jean-Claude Van Damme look like Jean-Paul Belmondo.

25

New York Daily News by Robet Dominguez

Rodman makes former co-star Jean-Claude Van Damme look like Jean-Paul Belmondo.

20

Los Angeles Times by Kevin Thomas

A lackluster international action adventure.

20

TV Guide Magazine by Maitland McDonagh

The air of low-budget Eurotrash is unmistakable. Almost everybody has an unidentifiable accent.

20

L.A. Weekly by Paul Malcolm

A pretty miserable time at the movies.

16

Entertainment Weekly by Owen Gleiberman

The movie, a shoddy mess, is a bargain-basement rip-off of ''Ronin."

TNT RoughCut by Tom Cappello

Words cannot do justice for this homage to Ed Wood.