While most action films fall apart because they succumb to stupidity, Colombiana suffers most because it tries to be too smart.
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A movie so addicted to the crack pipe of delirious cinematic badness that it has real potential as a camp classic.
Los Angeles Times by Betsy Sharkey
All of that combines to make Colombiana into a scandalous blend of action, sex and violence. My apologies in advance for having so much fun.
Saldana is in top form for the acrobatics required in the role, and she makes the gritty determination of her character believable.
The jittery aesthetic is a bit grating - there's a three-cut minimum per roundhouse kick - but the spectacularly named Olivier Megaton (Transporter 3) still manages to deliver the action-film goods.
Luc Besson keeps ralphing up scripts about beautiful lady killers, but that doesn't mean you have to keep seeing them. Case in point: Colombiana...[a] dull cable-TV-quality item.
In catsuits, swimsuits, and skimpy underthings, Saldana is as potently elusive as a shadow can be.
The New York Times by Mike Hale
The overall effect is distancing; there are some early comic moments that have you laughing along with the movie, but eventually the clashing tones and preposterousness just have you laughing.