25
Semicoherent.
What are people saying?
What are critics saying?
40
There are all sorts of noteworthy people in this silly vampire epic, including acting greats Sir Ben Kingsley and Geraldine Chaplin, but the only artist this critic wants to heap praise upon is the regrettably unidentified Supervisor of Blood Splatter: Nice work, dude.
25
New York Daily News by Elizabeth Weitzman
While there's no fun in mediocrity, ludicrousness is another matter. Boll is the best at what he does, and what he does is make truly terrible films.
30
The Hollywood Reporter by Frank Scheck
Attention, Ben Kingsley (I mean, Sir Ben Kingsley): It's officially time to turn in your Oscar.
20
Anemic action-fantasy.
40
Los Angeles Times by John Anderson
The only thing left unsliced is the ham in BloodRayne, yet another video game adaptation by German genre specialist Uwe Boll and a movie with more fading - or faded - talent than an Italian basketball team.
25
TV Guide Magazine by Maitland McDonagh
Why do moviegoers and gamers keep going to see video-game-based movies when neither group is ever happy with the results?
0
Austin Chronicle by Marjorie Baumgarten
Maybe everyone involved was hoping that no one would see this movie, but Madsen is the only one who should fear anyone seeing his work.
33
With minimal flare and maximal gore, Boll simply delivers the turgid drama and incompetently staged action sequences that have made him the unstoppable Big Boss of the gaming community.