Do you want to laugh already? Then laugh now, before you see this dispiritingly unfunny pirate movie. Later, it's difficult. Very brief moments only, I'm afraid. [25 Sep 1983, p.19]
Yellowbeard
United Kingdom, Mexico · 1983
Rated PG · 1h 36m
Director Mel Damski
Starring Graham Chapman, Martin Hewitt, Eric Idle, Peter Cook
Genre Comedy, Adventure
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For years Yellowbeard had looted the Spanish Main, making men eat their lips and swallow their hearts. Caught and convicted for tax evasion, he's sentenced to 20 years in St. Victim's Prison for the Extremely Naughty. In a scheme to confiscate his fabulous treasure, the Royal Navy allows him to escape and follows him, where saucy tarts, lisping demigods and some awful puns and punishments await.
What are people saying?
What are critics saying?
The Associated Press by Bob Thomas
Yellowbeard is a puzzlement. How could so many comedic talents produce such a mirthless movie? [27 Jun 1983]
The New York Times by Lawrence Van Gelder
What Yellowbeard establishes is that for even the funniest of performers, a good script may be as essential as pitching is to baseball.
Chicago Sun-Times by Roger Ebert
There's a funny line or two, a fetching performance by Stacey Nelkin as a young wench, some nonsense about a buried treasure, and then Yellowbeard is soon over and soon forgotten.
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