The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005
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Finland · 2005
10m
Director Jalmari Helander
Starring Otso Tarkela, Onni Tommila, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila
Genre Action, Comedy
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Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.
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